Brandon: I asked women questions that guys are too afraid to ask. What height would you not be? What’s the most attractive thing a guy can wear? Would you call a guy daddy? Jen: I did the other day.
Brandon: Let’s try this again. I just made a video asking questions to girls about guys, and the girls had different experience levels.
And yeah, honestly, their answers weren’t really what I was looking for. Probably because they were my sisters and they pretty much just talked … the whole time. Also because they’re younger I think it’s simply not the same as asking somebody who’s older and has more experience. So I thought we would get a second opinion from two people who are a little bit crazier. And older. Sorry, mom. Devorah: Hi, I’m Devorah and I am 23.
And I am ready. To get wild. I have a lot of experience with guys. I’ve experimented with all different types of guys, small guys, big guys, skinny guys, buff guys. So I think that I know a lot. Jen: I’m Jen and I’m 51. Life in general with guys has its good moments and its bad moments. But I was married for a very long time, and then divorced. Tried relationship after relationship and it just didn’t work. So now- Devorah: You’re experimenting. Jen: Yeah. Brandon: All right guys, so I already asked these questions to Claudia and Kennedy and got some questionable responses. Devorah: The same ones? Brandon: Yeah. I’m kind of worried to see what you guys are going to say. Devorah: I think our responses will probably be different. Jen: Me and Devorah think very much alike many times. I just don’t voice it. I don’t voice it, she voices it. I just don’t say anything. Devorah: That’s true. Jen: Because I’m a mom. I can’t really do that. So I have to be careful.
Brandon: So these are questions that guys are too afraid to ask girls. Okay. Does size matter? Devorah: It depends. Jen: It really does depend. Devorah: If you got a tiny one and you know how to work it, then it doesn’t matter. I wouldn’t say that it matters completely like too big is too big, too small is too small. Jen: It really doesn’t it. They have to know what they’re doing. Devorah: Exactly. Brandon: So 12 inches is too big. Devorah: Yes. Jen: Definitely. Devorah: We’re just not into that. Jen: No, we’re not into that. Brandon: I’m glad, I’m glad to hear that. Are nipple rings on guys okay? Devorah: She- Jen: I don’t care. It wouldn’t stop me. Brandon: But you can yank on them and stuff. Jen: I wouldn’t use them for anything. I would just look at them and say, okay. Devorah: I would not- Brandon: You used to date somebody with nipple rings I remember when I was a kid. Jen: I think so. I just ignore it. Devorah: I couldn’t get past it. Jen: If they want it, they want it.
If they don’t, I don’t know. Brandon: All right, what about rings? Jen: Ew. Devorah: No. It sounds like it would get caught inside me and tear every inside of us up. Brandon: How would a guy get a girl to notice them? Devorah: Just look good. Jen: Just say hello. Brandon: Just look good. Jen: Or say hello. Brandon: Is that the only qualification for you? Devorah: No, but if you look good, that’s the first thing that makes you notice them. Jen: Just say hello. Devorah: No, please don’t say hello. Jen: Why? Devorah: I don’t like that. Brandon: You like attention.
Devorah: I like attention but not from the wrong person. Like if you come up and say hello and I’m not attracted to you… Jen: Oh yeah, that’s true. That’s true. Brandon: Why do you some girls play hard to get? Jen: I don’t think they play. Oh, I know why. Devorah: To keep the guy interested. Jen: Yeah, because guys need to chase it seems like. Unfortunately that just happens.
Devorah: That’s why I do it. Half the time I feel like I don’t actually want to be hard to get, but you have to be. And as soon as you give in- Jen: That is what we have to do. Yeah, as soon as you give in, it’s all over. Devorah: Yeah. Jen: Downhill from there. Devorah: Agree. Brandon: It’s probably why I’m single right now. Jen: Well when you need help just come to us. Brandon: Would you do a threesome if your boyfriend wanted to? Devorah: If he was my boyfriend, absolutely not. I’d do it with random people, not a boyfriend. Jen: Seriously. Devorah: Yes. I’ve considered it once. Jen: I think- Brandon: You did? Would you do it with two guys or with a guy- Devorah: Two guys. Brandon: Two guys? Devorah: Two guys. Brandon: That’s a very different response from the girls. Kennedy: Literally rather die than pleasure two men at once.
Jen: I would definitely do it if it was my boyfriend and I trusted him. Devorah: I could not do it. It would piss me off so bad. Jen: But it would have to be my choice. I have to pick it. Pick the person. Brandon: Would it have to be a guy or a girl? Jen: I’d do either. Brandon: Nevermind, I don’t want the answer to that. Brandon: I take back my question. Are muscles important? Jen: Yes. Devorah: Yes. Jen: That’s easy enough, there we go. Devorah: It depends on what mood I’m in. Jen: I don’t think- Brandon: Sometimes you’re in the mood for skinny guys and sometimes you’re in the mood for muscular guys. Devorah: Yes. Brandon: Really? Devorah: Mm-hmm. Jen: I like in between. I like the balanced, healthy male. Brandon: Do girls like cologne? Devorah: Yes. Jen: Yes. It’s like aroma therapy. Brandon: I thought you didn’t like it? Devorah: Well you spray like 25 sprays.
Brandon: No I don’t. Devorah: I can smell you, I don’t even have to turn around to know you’re at the gym. Brandon: You just haven’t smelled high quality cologne before. Jen: When I come downstairs to get my coffee all I smell is coffee and cologne, and I know Brandon’s down here. Brandon: Smells like a man. Jen: I know he’s up. Brandon: This is a really good one. Do girls watch porn? Devorah: I have, yeah. Jen: Not, not- Devorah: I don’t do it like a guy would. Jen: Not like, yeah. Devorah: It’s not like- Jen: Not on a needed basis. Devorah: I don’t sit there and get myself off to porn.
Jen: No, definitely not. Brandon: What kind of porn do you watch? Devorah: Male on male. Jen: Seriously? Devorah: No, I’m kidding. Brandon: I’m surprised. Devorah: I’m kidding. Jen: No she doesn’t. Brandon: The girls said they watch girl on girl porn. Devorah: No, I would not watch that. Jen: Really? Devorah: I liked to- Brandon: Well, it’s good we separated them. Devorah: No, I would, they watch girl on girl porn? Brandon: Yeah. Devorah: No I- Jen: I watch girl on girl porn. Devorah: I watch guy and girl. Nick: Boring. Devorah: No I want to see something and imagine it’s being done to me.
So that wouldn’t be- Brandon: That makes sense. Devorah: Girl on guy, 100%. Brandon: Would you still date a guy if he’s not good with your family? Jen: Absolutely not. I already have, and we know how that turns out. Jen: Nobody’s good enough for Brandon so … Brandon: No, I don’t care. Jen: Oh yes you do. Brandon: I don’t give a … Jen: Oh yes you do. Brandon: No I don’t. Jen: Yes you do. Brandon: The girls do. I don’t give a … Jen: And you, all of you do. Brandon: Her? Jen: My kids care. Devorah: Yeah they do. Jen: They all care. Oh, you all care, you won’t have to admit it. Devorah: Yeah. Jen: But I already know. I know for a fact. Devorah: I do think that you care a lot about that kind of stuff. Brandon: She needs to date somebody rich. So he could fund Walsh Media. Devorah: See he cares. Brandon: What’s the best quality a guy can have? Devorah: Personality. Jen: Absolutely. Integrity. Brandon: Integrity. Jen: Follow through with what you’re saying you’re going to do, make it happen. Devorah: Has goals.
Jen: Honest. Can’t stand liars. Brandon: Loyal. Loyal like a dog. Jen: Wait, there’s something else. Devorah: Like funny. Jen: You have to have a good sense of humor for sure. Devorah: For sure. Jen: But not too goofy. Otherwise it gets annoying. Devorah: Yeah, because then you can never have a serious conversation. Jen: Exactly. They have to know when to be serious or not. Devorah: Mm-hmm. Nick: What do you guys have against goofy? Devorah: I like goofy, just it needs to be balanced. Jen: We love you that you’re goofy, okay? Brandon: How do you feel about facial hair? Devorah: Yes, 100%. Jen: Yeah, I like it. Oh really? Kennedy hates it. Devorah: I love it. Jen: I like a little bit.
Brandon: Don’t like bald faced men? Jen: I like that shadow under their face. Devorah: I like facial hair. Brandon: Should a guy shave his balls? Devorah: Yes. Ew, 100%. Jen: Good luck on that though without cutting yourself. Brandon: What about his asshole? Devorah: No. Jen: No, but make sure it’s not like pouring hair out. Devorah: If it’s like exploding out of your ass cheeks then yeah. But if not, no, I don’t care. Jen: I would think if they’re shaving their nuts they’re making sure everything else is clean. Why would they let that just stay like … Devorah: Just bend over and get in there. Brandon: Does the guy need to have money? Devorah: Yes. Jen: No.
Brandon: Have you dated a guy with money? Devorah: No. Enough to like- Jen: No you need to make your own money … that. Devorah: No, I agree. But I also don’t want to date a broke ass that can’t take me out to dinner. Jen: No, you don’t want to date somebody broke, but you don’t need somebody necessarily that has money that’s going to take care of you. You don’t need to taken care of. Devorah: Yeah. I need money and they need money. How about that? Both parties need money. Brandon: Yeah. Do you care about the job that they have? Jen: Yes. I wouldn’t want to date a police officer because I’d have to worry about him all the time.
I wouldn’t want to date a doctor necessarily because he’s always working, and I would get no attention. Devorah: Yeah. Jen: We talked about that too. Unless he’s already a doctor that’s made, who works as a doctor part time? Devorah: I don’t know, as long as they’re coming home to me in bed at night that’s all that matters. Jen: At two o’clock in the morning and leaving at four. That’s not so great. It wouldn’t work. Devorah: I think that I like my space though, too. Jen: True. Devorah: So I feel like the balance- Jen: True, I do too. But you still want that attention if you’re getting it. Devorah: Yeah, I’m not picky about a job unless while I’m with them I notice it’s like in the way. Jen: What am I talking about, I don’t want one boyfriend. I want like three or five. Brandon: That wasn’t even the question. Devorah: Yeah.
I want 10. Jen: Yeah, I want like 10. Devorah: Yeah, one for every need. Jen: One for every need, exactly. Brandon: Oh God. One boyfriend just for cooking. Devorah: Yes. Jen: Sure. And shopping. Devorah: And foot rubs. Brandon: If the guy gave his mom more attention than you, would you still date him? Devorah: No. Brandon: What about you mom? Jen: Probably not. Devorah: It’s too much. Brandon: Probably not. Jen: It depends because if it’s a mom like me and you’re showing me attention, it’s because we’re drinking and having fun. Devorah: But that’s very different than somebody like that’s sucking their mom’s titty. Jen: Oh you mean like- Brandon: Sucking their mom’s, God. What’s your biggest turnoff? Jen: I hate liars.
God, I hate liars. I hate ghosters and liars. Devorah: Yeah, those are good ones. Jen: And people who disrespect you, people who can’t talk nicely. Devorah: Who look at us dirty. Jen: And who can’t communicate. Communication was another one. Devorah: Communication, consistency. Jen: Yeah, consistency. People who aren’t consistent, who do not know how to talk to you and explain things. And bad listeners. Devorah: Yeah. Jen: Bad listeners. Nick: Brandon’s taking notes right now. He’s concerned. Devorah: You don’t know you’re a bad listener until you are with somebody who’s a really good listener and remembers everything. Brandon: I’m a good listener. Jen: We just had this conversation. Brandon: I listen to Nick. What’s the first thing you notice physically in a guy? Devorah: His arms. No his face. His smile. Brandon: His bulge. Devorah: No [crosstalk 00:08:57]. Jen: No. I’m going to say there’s like a window, the window of like the head and like the shoulders.
Devorah: The top is what I look at. Jen: It’s like first glance. Brandon: Skinny legs don’t matter. Jen: No. They can always be filled up. Devorah: I don’t know [crosstalk 00:09:12] if it’s Brandon I don’t know. Jen: His dad had very skinny legs and he doesn’t so much anymore. Brandon: It’s all right, I’ll hop on steroids soon. Jen: No you’re not. Brandon: What height would you not date? Devorah: Anything under 5′ 11″. Jen: Seriously? Holy … Anything- Devorah: You’ll do short.
Jen: Not short short now, I’m done. I dated a 5′ 4″. I put my platform wedges on and I’m taller. I’m not like that anymore. I don’t want that. Devorah: I need you to be tall. Jen: I want to say 5′ 8″, 9″ and above. Devorah: You know what I can’t stand when I’m bigger than a guy.
I’m small, but I’m like- Brandon: Bigger than a guy. Devorah: Yeah, my legs are thicker than a lot of guys that I’ve dated. That’s a turnoff. Jen: I feel like if I could beat a guy up in like five minutes- Devorah: If I can kick your ass I don’t want you. Jen: I can’t date him. Yeah. Brandon: Is it okay if a guy farts around you? Nick: Please say yes. Devorah: With time, and not all the time. Jen: I don’t know because like … Devorah: With time. And I don’t want it to be too much where they feel so comfortable they don’t care. Brandon: Don’t think about time right now, just like yes or no. Devorah: Yeah, it’s natural. Jen: Yes because it’s natural, but I don’t- Brandon: If so, then when is the right time? Jen: When you’re rushing to take a … and you’re about to die and you can’t help it.
Brandon: No, I meant what time in the relationship. Jen: Yeah, when you’re rushing to take a … no matter what and you have to go to the bathroom and they can’t hold it in. Devorah: She doesn’t care. Whenever they got to take a … it’s the right time. Jen: I don’t want anybody getting sick holding in their farts. It’s not good. Devorah: As soon as you both get close enough. Jen: I farted on a first date by accident. Devorah: Did they hear it? Jen: Yes. And after that it gave him the whole window to fart all the time. Devorah: Yeah, I don’t like that. Brandon: Oh my God. Jen: So I was like, it ended. Devorah: That’s not good. Jen: And you know who you are. He sees this he knows exactly who he is. Brandon: Do tattoos make guys more attractive? Devorah: Oh my God, yes. Jen: No. Yes, if they’re nice, but it doesn’t make a guy more attractive, no.
Devorah: Yes, for me it does. If you have tattoos you just went from a five to 10. Jen: Okay, is that why he’s getting tattoos now? Brandon: That’s not why? Devorah: Yes. Brandon: I didn’t even know that. Jen: Are you the one that told him that? Devorah: Yeah. Jen: Oh God. Brandon: Long or short hair? Jen: It depends on the person. Devorah: On the guy. Like I like you better with long hair. Jen: I always liked long because I found it was an arty kind of creative look. Devorah: I think it gives character. Jen: I don’t like greasy long dirty hair. Devorah: No. Some people if they think- Jen: They have to have a style. Brandon: What’s the most attractive thing a guy can wear? Jen: Nothing. Devorah: Workout clothes, joggers, shorts. I like long sleeves on guys. Jen: I would say shirtless with a- Devorah: Shirtless. Jen: Shirtless with a pair of sweats or something. Brandon: What’s something a guy can do instantly to be more attractive to you? Devorah: Compliment me.
Jen: Yeah. But over complimenting, is like- that could be annoying too, because you almost don’t feel like it’s genuine or they’re obsessed. Devorah: Take care of me. Not money-wise but make me feel like safe. Like they would- Jen: I’m going to say communicate, big time, like their thoughts. Everything that they’re thinking and not be scared to be.
To be vulnerable and direct. Devorah: That is good. Jen: But kind and honest at the same time, that is attractive because most guys don’t speak their minds. Devorah: So where are these guys that we’re talking about? Jen: You got to find them. It’s hard because they’re hiding. They’re vulnerable and scared. Brandon: They’re in their caves. Devorah: Yeah. Jen: Yeah. But I am finding them slowly.
Devorah: I’m not. Jen: It’s good, yeah. Brandon: How many bodies is too many for a guy? Like how many people you had sex with? How many people is too many? Jen: I don’t care. I don’t give a … how many you had. Do you? Devorah: Yeah. Jen: Really? Devorah: If it’s a lot, a lot. I don’t think there’s a number, but like if it’s a significant amount, but no. Brandon: What if it’s over a thousand? Devorah: No, definitely not.
That’s disgusting. Brandon: What about over 100? Jen: I could care less how many you’ve had sex with. Devorah: That’s a lot of bodies. Jen: Who cares? They could change. Devorah: How about this? If they have over 100 bodies, then before I add to their body list, I would like them to get tested for everything. Jen: Oh, well that’s a given. Devorah: How do you have sex with that many people? Jen: And they’ve turned their whole lives around, and they’re done and now they’re starting over. Brandon: No longer sex addicts. Jen: Starting over and it’s like, you have to give them a chance. You can’t judge them for their past. Devorah: They’re going in their cave again. Brandon: What’s the most annoying thing a guy can do? Jen: Act like he’s helpless. Devorah: Act like a child. Jen: Act like he is depressed for more, like if you’re going to be sad, it’s okay, but don’t be depressed for more than one day. Shit happens, get over it.
Devorah: I actually agree with that. Jen: Unless, God forbid, there was a death or something tragic in the family. That’s different. Then you have to go to therapy, but still it’s like get out of your head and just go forward. Brandon: Don’t be a pussy, basically. Jen: Just suck it up. And just know everybody’s got problems, everybody’s got issues. Keep on going. Don’t complain and don’t whine about it so much. Ask for help. When they don’t ask for help and they need it, that’s annoying. I could list a whole lot of things. Trying to find parking and they just keep going around and around and around and I feel like going “give me the car, I’m going to park it. You should have parked two spots ago.” Devorah: If he can’t drive he needs to go. Jen: Yeah. Brandon: Do girls like guys with fat asses? Devorah: I mean I’d rather it be there than not there.
Honestly like, yeah. There’s been a couple when I was like, damn, your ass is nicer than mine. Jen: But too big is not good either. Devorah: Not huge. But I would rather the guy have a nice ass. Jen: It’s nice, but not too big. Brandon: Nothing there, boo. Jen: As long as it’s not hanging to the floor. Devorah: I’m going to throw up. Nick: What? Brandon: Are you dating an old man. What’s a good opening DM to get your attention? Devorah: I would rather it be very basic and simple. Jen: I like, hi, the name, how are you? Devorah: Yeah, I’d rather it be something that- Jen: How’s your day going? Devorah: I don’t like the messages, hi, I simp for you.
Jen: I’ve never gotten anything like that, thank God. Devorah: All the time. All the time. Jen: Ew. Brandon: Don’t say that guys. Nick: You guys don’t think that’s boring. Hi, how are you? Jen: No it’s normal. Devorah: It’s very direct and normal. What are you gonna say? Him, beautiful. Nick: No. Just get creative. Jen: I don’t like that. I’ve gotten, hi, gorgeous. I hate the, hi hello. Devorah: That too I don’t like. Jen: Horrible. Devorah: I got a message the other day from a guy. He was like, “What are you doing for the fourth? And I said, “Just chilling with friends.” Messages me the other day. “I’ve decided that you’re coming to Ocean City.” Jen: Oh really? Devorah: I said, “Not happening.” You decided mother, sorry for my language. Brandon: Is it okay to have sex on the first date? Devorah: Yes. Jen: Absolutely. Jen: I wouldn’t though. Devorah: I have. Jen: But if I wanted to, I would.
I don’t think it’s bad. Devorah: I think in Claudia’s video when Cory said that it’s good to get it out of the way so you know if you like it- I kind of agreewith that. Jen: I agree with that too. But I like kind of waiting because what if it is bad. Devorah: Yeah, I do think there’s pros and cons to both. Jen: There’s a lot of girls that are emotionally attached instantly, and guys, and if they’re like that then having sex the first day sucks. Devorah: Unless you’re drunk. Jen: Unless you’re drunk and you forget .
Brandon: How will a guy know when you like them? Jen: They’ll know. Devorah: They’ll know. If you’re not stupid, you’ll know. For sure. I’m really bad at hiding that too. Jen: We suck at it. Devorah: Yeah, I’m not good at hiding that. Jen: No, me either, definitely not. Brandon: How would you want a guy to show you that he likes you? Devorah: If he’s making the time to talk to you and take time out of his day, even if he’s busy, but just to like check in. Jen: Yeah. Actually for me, because nowadays it’s all text, answer the text back within a reasonable time not days. Devorah: I agree, I cannot stand that. Jen: That’s one of the things we can’t stand. Devorah: That or when they a while to answer and they’re kind of like, oh, I was busy. I don’t care. Clearly you were busy. Just respond to what I was saying. I don’t like that. Jen: No. Devorah: Don’t tell me you were busy unless you’re going telling me what you’re doing.
Jen: Exactly. Jen: It sounds very sketchy. Devorah: It might make me sound like an asshole, but I’m serious. I’d rather you just respond then be like, sorry I was busy. I don’t care that you were busy. Jen: Well, they’re hiding something obviously. Devorah: I don’t like that. Jen: That’s what we can’t stand. Brandon: Would you call a guy daddy? Jen: I did the other day. Devorah: Yeah I did too the other day, oh my God. Jen: I was like, “Daddy get me a drink.” Brandon: No. Devorah: I said, “Damn daddy, you look sexy as …” Is it something like that. That’s funny. I say it as a joke. I would never say it seriously. Jen: I’m kidding, I’m kidding. He was like … Devorah: Yeah, I would never say it seriously, but I have said it as a joke a lot. Jen: It did sound funny. Brandon: Would you date a guy that’s weaker than you? Devorah: Definitely not.
Jen: Hell no. Devorah: That’s literally an immediate- Jen: It’s terrible. Devorah: Dry spell. Jen: No way. Brandon: Who should make the first move? Devorah: Either. Jen: Yeah, I when they do though. Devorah: Yeah, I agree, but I have made the first move and I was successful. Jen: Really? Devorah: Yeah. Jen: Oh, I’m not worried about not being successful. I’m worried about still holding my composure or something. I like giving the eyes. They’ll know when it’s time. Or I’ll say, you can kiss me. Jen: I can’t stand when they come at you and you don’t want to be kissed. Devorah: Oh my God, that’s why I tell them from the jump, we’re friends, we can see where it goes, and I don’t do dates.
Jen: A lot of them don’t listen to that. Devorah: And you know what then when they go in for it they get a hand right here and they can kiss my palm. Brandon: Damn. Devorah: Seriously, I am not kissing anyone just because, especially if they’re not my type. Brandon: What do you prefer, a guy who’s submissive or dominant? If you had to choose one. Devorah: Dominant. Jen: Dominant. But when they say it and act it and put it out there that they’re dominant, I’m turned off. I’m like, that’s gross. It’s something that you shouldn’t say right away. Devorah: Dominant in the bedroom. Jen: Yeah, but they shouldn’t talk about it. Devorah: No. Jen: Say how they are. Brandon: What about just in general? Jen: I like going back and forth. Devorah: In general balance, but in the sheets the man. Jen: That’s because we’re control freaks in normal life. Devorah: That’s true, I really am. And you know what? I have been recently making that so clear because I’m at a point where I’m like, if you don’t like exactly who I am and you can’t handle it, get away.
Jen: I think when you’re a control freak like that, you like to be handled only, only in the bed. Brandon: On that note, we’re done. Jen: Holy … Brandon: To summarize, Devorah And my mom are completely different than Claudia and Kennedy as expected. Devorah: Are we really? Brandon: Yeah, you’re like opposite answers. Jen: Really? Brandon: Yeah. Devorah: That’s funny. Jen: Me and you are very similar with that. Brandon: I was curious about the porn one. Apparently they watch porn a lot. They have an issue. Devorah: No freaking way that Claudia watches porn a lot. I do not believe it. I don’t believe, I don’t see her being like that. Jen: I think Kennedy would. Devorah: I think Kennedy just out of curiosity more so. Jen: Yeah exactly. Devorah: Claudia, I don’t see it. Jen: Not to be- Devorah: I’m going to ask her about that later. Devorah: I’m going to text her, “So … you watch girl on girl porn?” That’s what I’m going to say.
Jen: There’s a squirrel right there. Brandon: Both of you have ADHD. Devorah: How can you not pay attention to him? He’s so cute. Nick: Do you want to answer girl questions squirrel? Devorah: Girl questions. Jen: It looks like a girl. Devorah: It’s a girl. Jen: Oh look at him. Oh. Brandon: You already broke something? Jen: No, I didn’t break anything..